Shopping: the Second Favourite Sport in Dubai

****The above image is not directly related to the post. I was just floored by the size of the wal through Aquarium within the Dubai Mall. If this is what oil can do for a nation, I am praying for my homeland.***

I thought I was experienced in the art of shopping - until I tried it in Dubai. Coming from West Africa, I understand how haggling works, heck I could teach it to pre-teens if I had to. Dubai gave me an degree-level education though.

Lesson One: Everything is negotiable.
From the taxi fare, to the price of brand name goods. Don't be put off because you are in a well-known shop. Get to asking for that discount.

Lesson Two: Smile, and slash the price in half.
Sometimes it works and you walk away with a *steal*. Other times it doesn't, but by smiling and having fun with it, both parties enjoy the exchange and nobody vex.

Lesson Three: Go in for the kill near closing time
When Mr. Shopkeeper is triyng to get that last sale of the day, he is more inclined to give a larger discount for three reasons - he is tired, he wants to go home and your money is within reach. Use these to your advantage.

Leson Four: If you have US Dollars, shout about it.
I have never seen prices drop as quickly as they do in Dubai for US$. It's like the people don't want their own currency. Everyone knows the day's exchange rates and everyone is happy to apply it.